Satan - protected and boosted to a 4x multiplier for cards it boosts, meaning an 8x multiplier for all Satanic cards.
The Golden Compass - protected by The Golden Compass 2.0 regardless of where it's played, but not protected from The Golden Compass 3.0. This compass is so powerful that you can use it even if you Didn’t Learn Directions! Interactions with Other Cards Boosts and/or Protects Satan gets a little bonus, just imagine him rubbing his thumb and pointer finger together, while the Golden Compass 2.0 acts like an ATM, spitting money out of the arrow as if it’s a slot. It then unravels the Bible into a really long thread and Bible studies can’t happen properly without God or a Bible anyway, but anytime someone gathers for one, the Golden Compass 2.0 showers them in money instead and the people never complain enough to fix it (for they know they’ll be sleeping with the fishes if they do). It places God outside of reality, allowing God’s work to be destroyed. This sequel is even more powerful at removing God and His work from reality. If you manage to flip The Golden Compass over (it’s hard because it’s one of those compasses that moves around to always point and face the same direction), you discover that the sequel has been hidden within it! The sequel in compass form is the golden compass again, but this time South is a V (not sure why), and the crystals are gone, but the compass itself is shimmering even brighter than the original one.
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